Sitting pretty

I note with interest your coverage of new "e-degrees" and two-year degrees. But here at the University of Bums on Seats, we have been offering e-degrees for many months. Also, as these degrees may be issued before commencement of study they are, in effect, zero-year degrees. Our online prospectus is at http://www. cynicalbastards.com/ubs/ Alan Dubious. Vice-chancellor. University of Bums on Seats.